blitzdrachin:

Searenis the good boi

For this month on Patreon I will be designing some dragon oc’s. This is the first one :3.

 ̶​̶​̶​̶​̶​̶​̶​̶T̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶c̶ ̶:̶3̶3̶3̶3̶3̶3̶

https://www.patreon.com/blitzdrachin

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too cute. illegal

your-pal-hal:

Hey I really dislike censoring shit but tbh I’m feeling my grips and interest in tumblr coming to an end so I’mma remind y’all again with a bit of incentive that I still got a Twitter and a Weasyl that y’all should totally check out. I’ve got more activity on Twitter but Weasyl is an actual goddamn gallery for the stuff I’ve drawn, which I’ve been trying to keep up-to-date. My activity here is going to be seeing a decline so if y’all don’t want to follow me there then tough tits~

Twitter

Weasyl

sin-in-a-sweater:

manufactureyourowngender:

wetwareproblem:

spooky-holtz:

growlandpounce:

scullymosshart:

lady-fett:

eternal-nova:

joshpeck:

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?”
“I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

spaceshipoftheseus:

jumpingjacktrash:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

kids are perfectly aware that shakespeare is a thing, and “to be or not to be” is one of the few things they know about shakespeare. my nephew used to giggle like a fiend when my mom would talk all elizabethan to him. “what sayest, child, hast thou no cake? o injustice, sharper than a pokey stick! whither have the fairies whisked thy cake?”

i’m pretty sure patrick was here for the kids. ❤

sesame street has *always* had a lot of jokes like this for the parents – totally clean, just fun cultural references to make it more entertaining for people in double digits.