I suppose this post will come as no surprise, but I want this to be the last image my followers see from me if I get mistakenly deleted in the coming purge.
Valhalla is my novel. It’s a real book (a trilogy in fact), not a fact I made up. It’s sci-fi comedy action and you can buy it from the publisher, on Amazon, from bookstore orders, anywhere you can get physical or digital books. The facts I posted here generally took about 10 seconds each to write, and the blog began as a dumping ground for jokes that didn’t make the novel. The novel series took 15 years to write and is the best thing I’ve ever produced in my time on Earth.
Valhalla was fucking bomb, unfortunately there is at least one female-presenting nipple and adult themes, be prepared for it to disappear from bookstores with the next update.
Ironically, the original first edition cover of Valhalla was famous for not having nipples:
Honestly I don’t know what to think of Tumblr right now. Either they’re intentionally killing the site or they legitimately think that anyone would tolerate the toxicity here to see a suggested post about reindeer cookies from facebook.
Well before this account gets terminated or whatever it is that tumblr plans to do with all of our accounts soon I just wanted to let everyone know where they can follow me for future posts. FA is and will continue being my main gallery for art but if you prefer you can also follow me on Patreon or my new Twitter account (however long Twitter lasts lol). Also I have a discord server that you can find in the links below.
Hey Tumblr, if you decide to leave I don’t blame you. I’ll still be here, but also on Twitter and Facebook if you want to follow the sweet googly eyed content!
Raen 